Two friends are out of school for the summer and spend most of their vacation at the movies. If they aren't at the theater, then they're at each other's houses, watching DVD after DVD.
Finally, the mother of one of the boys scolds them, saying "It's a beautiful day outside, you two should be out doing things!"
"Like what?" asks one of the boys.
"I don't know... why don't you go to the zoo? It's right down the street. It would do you two good to do something besides watch movies all day."
So the boys get up and walk down to the zoo. Neither has ever been before and has no idea what to expect. They get a map, grab a bag of popcorn from the concession stand, and stroll around aimlessly. The first exhibit they come to is the lion exhibit. As they approach it, the big, full-maned male steps up to the front of the exhibit and lets out a deep roar.
"Let's get out of here!" one of the boys exclaims in terror, making for the exit.
"Are you kidding?" asks his friend, settling into a nearby bench, "The movie's about to start!"
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